Kristina (っ◕‿◕)っ♥
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whimps:

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

image

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raversaurusrex:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

Ohhh fuckkkkk “caught the feels”

How has no one commented on the BEEN TRILL shirt

Tagged: omg i love baddie shes so cute

sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

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littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

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cyberfricking:

just sending some important texts!

cyberfricking:

just sending some important texts!

Okay….

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

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klecktacular:

I’m an adult

klecktacular:

I’m an adult

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